My Requirements, for Dating, etc - You know the Future Husband, Father of my children, One can Hope.

Hopefully at some point I can make this into a pretty spreadsheet, at some point, so that we can just check the boxes off, but I am just getting started. (and dating is a long way off)
If you don't like this, you can just fuck off, because obviously, I am not your cup of tea....

I like spreadsheets. And I have requirements. You must meet them. This is the minimum.

You must,

Have a background check, so this means.. (so you can't be on probation, living in a half-way house, or anything like that) Sorry, that I even have to say this. I don't care if you are cute and/or charming.

No criminal record- or minor, possible a dui that was many years ago.. (in the twenties) or.. something else expunged could be acceptable. It has to be extremely minor, and the information has to be given to me ahead of time.

No lying will be tolerated.

How I find out my information is irrelevant.

I've found over the years, that when I think something is up. It is up.

I will trust my gut from now on. If you question me about that. Buh, Bye.

You must have a job.
Said job, must last more than two weeks. And I mean this more than literally.
You must not be a job hopper.I'm not saying never. We all did things in the day, When we were young, but if I am trying to date you, you must be close to forty, you should be grown.

You must have some type of college education, or be working on it. You must care about your grades, it must not be about getting the student loan money.

If you don't have a college education, I am not that fucked up. Job experience can be equivalent. I do prefer someone that does not have a hard labor job, as that is hard on them. (Just saying) but if you have been at your job 15 years or so, the more power to you. You are a stand up guy. I have nothing bad to say. I myself, usually get bored around year 2, and then stay another year or two.

You must care about your credit. Perfect credit is not a must, but you must care about it, and want to educate yourself to fix it, if it is broken. :)

You must tell me about at least three past relationships. If you tell me its none of my business, or anything to the effect.. .. Like "it's none of your fucking business" Buh, bye!

You must have had at least one relationship that was over a year, preferable.
If not, again, explain past relationships.

Ok, so right now, I need to work on homework.. so this is to be continued....
I will continue to write requirements....

Thanks for reading...

<3 Jae Ann

First update...

If you think that recycling is stupid and one person cannot make a difference.
FUCK You. Buh, bye.

3/10

If you are offended by all the questions I ask.. sorry you have to go... 
and believe you me. I will ask many questions...
many many get used to it or move on. 

The more I type on here, the more I am looking for to how many hits my new dateing profile (next year) gets when I finally put it up.
hahahaha
I crack myself up.

If you withhold information that I ask for, that is a lie.
That is my belief, and I really don't care if you agree. I will hold it against you.
And yes, when I am writing this. I am bitter.
I just got out of a 8 month relationship, where I felt used, lied to, betrayed, cheated on, and like he never loved me. I still want to believe in the goodness of man, and believe that he loved me, but I am pretty sure he is NPD, and can't love anyone.

If you ever tell me its none of my business, or none of my fucking business, We will never be in a relationship.
End of story.

Well, not the end of this story.. but the end of that.. ya know.
So here is another one, and maybe it is shallow, but when you do finally ask me to marry you, and I have faith that there is someone out there. I want a nice ring. Not one from Ebay. Not one that is gold. I want white gold or platinum. We will talk about what I like. I will let the final things up to you. If you listen you will know what I love, but you will find the importance in something real that has a warranty, and repair or however that works, etc...

I am not a cheap girl and I do not want to feel cheap, although I do not want a super expensive ring, I want to feel like this is an investment. I deserve that.

I want the wedding of my dreams. If we have to save and scrimp to have it, then that is that.